The Noisy American

All I want for Xmas...

The ultimate hotline.  It actually converts into a mobile phone.  Take it anywhere.  Only $499

http://www.sparkfun.com/commerce/product_info.php?products_id=287

Merry Merry Joy Joy

To all my protestant friends, hope you have a Merry Christmas.  To all my other friends, hope you are happy just for the hell of it.

Christmas Gifts...

For the person that has everything, a lifesized robotic monkey head.  "So real, it's unreal." More like surreal.  This is truely not what I want for Christmas, though I can imagine planting it down outside someone's door at halloween.  Who thinks of these things?  You've got to watch the video, then order yours today.  Really, you've got to watch the video.