10 reasons I can't move back to the States

1. Can't afford a housecleaner
2. Taxes (not that I mind paying taxes, but don't want to contribute to unreasonable aggression)
3. Aggressively ignorant people
4. Bush, Dick, Cuntoliza, etc.  Sure, they'll be gone soon, but just the idea that they're there is enough to keep me away.
5. FOX, CNN and other sources of misinformation.
6. Two weeks of vacation a year.  How can you stand it?
7. Chick Publications, The NRA, Intelligent Design
8. No butt guns in the toliet.
9. Fear of lawsuits
10. Constant stream of safety warnings.  My favorite - @ Seattle Airport - "for your own safety, please hold on to the handrails when riding on the moving sidewalk" played every 10 seconds.

Comments

[Patti O.]

Ditto!! Oh, wait... I still live here. Damn.